status: server online

Nothing to see (almost)

You have reached a very serious and important index.html that is currently pretending to be a real website. The server is fine. This is just vibes.

What is this?
A tiny landing page that exists so your browser does not cry when it visits this server.

Where is the real stuff?
Maybe on another port. Maybe on another machine. Maybe in the future.

What can I do?
You can close this tab, stare at the gradient, or inspect the code and judge it.

~/server/logs/just-for-show.log

$ booting placeholder interface...

$ loading gradients, fake stats and tiny bits of joy